Lightbulb Vaporizer – What You Need To Know
What is a Lightbulb Vaporizer?
To keep this nice and basic, the lightbulb vaporizer is a way to heat your herbs without letting it make direct contact with a flame. This lets you heat up the herbs and vaporize the compounds so you can inhale it. Theoretically speaking, of course. Lets break down the construction of the lightbulb vaporizer so we can tell you why this is a bad idea, step by wonderful step.
Step 1)
Using a towel to hold the bulb in case it breaks while youre building it, use a very sharp knife to pry the bottom metal piece away from the light bulb.
- Lets start with the possible breaking bulb. Do you enjoy getting stabbed in the hand by sharp glass? I should think not. A towel will be a poor barrier against that sort of thing as jagged glass can be sharp as hell, so your safety already isnt guaranteed.
- Next up is the super sharp knife. If you arent like me, you wont be worried about dulling one of your good knives. If you are, why the hell are you dulling one of your good knives? Regardless, working with super sharp knives in this way doesnt fit particularly well with just about anybodys safety standards and you could get badly hurt with one wrong move.
Step 2)
With a twist and a push of your knife through the hole created by the removed metal piece on the bottom of the bulb, crack the ceramic away from the metal base of the bulb. This may require a good amount of force
- Yay! More delicate handiwork done with the super sharp knife! See above for my thoughts on that, then double it in light of the whole extra force note at the end of that step. I like knives stabbing my hand as much as I like glass stabbing my hand.
Step 3)
Once youve broken and removed the ceramic at the base of the bulb, use the same technique with the knife to break the glass in the hole and remove the filament.
- Apparently you can use a screwdriver for this part, but regardless the idea hasnt really gotten any better and its still pretty easy to mess it up and end up with your hand looking like it did a few second in a blender.
Step 4)
Clean the inside of the light bulb. Some people suggest using salt or sugar if you happen to have a frosted light bulb. Once done, throw out the salt/sugar and wash the bulb with hot water and soap inside and out.
- Heres where things get really sketchy. The frosting inside the light bulb is usually silica. Have you ever vaped silica? If youre alive and breathing normally, the answer is probably no, and if you want to keep your lungs functioning properly, youre likely going to want to continue not inhaling silica. The point is that the inside of a light bulb isnt pure and clean and you likely dont have the means to properly and completely clean it to a point where youre guaranteed to be safe.
Step 5)
Use a plastic bottle cap that fits to the base of the light bulb. Drill a small hole off to the side of the cap, and another hole only big enough to fit your tube in the middle. Make sure the hole is the perfect fit for your tube.
- And now were using plastic in the vaporizer? I think you all know how we here at tvape.com feel about plastic in vaporizers. If you dont, spoiler alert: its horrible.
Step 6)
Make sure the bulb is bone-dry both inside and out. Put your tube through the hole of your cap, then tape the bottom of the light bulb so that the cape makes a tight seal with the bulb.
- Tape is yet another material we frown upon as building materials for a vaporizer, though no manufacturer has dared try to use it in their unit.
Step 7)
Load it with herbs, put your cap on, and use it by lighting the underside of the bulb with a candle or lighter where your herbs is until you see vapor and inhale.
- Oh lord, no.
Lightbulb Vaporizer: Breakdown
There are a few things here that make this a bad vaporizer, and we aim to tackle them all almost like we would a review. Technically, this is a portable vaporizer, so well use those evaluation criteria.
Build Quality
Seriously? Its made of a light bulb, tape, a bottle cap, and a straw or tube. The quality of the materials couldnt be lower quality if you tried without making a vapor-based death machine.
Vapor Quality
Not only do you not really have temperature flexibility, but most of your vapor pathway is plastic and youre vaping it on the inside of a light bulb. Its potentially very dangerous and the vapor cant even cool before it gets to you so it will likely be pretty hot and harsh. Also, theres no screen so have fun inhaling herbs.
Look and Feel
It looks like it was built by a hobo.
Portability
You couldt pay me enough to carry a light bulb like this in my pocket, even if it did fit. Youre one wrong move away from having a pocket full of razor blades.
Discreetness
Its big, so it will stand out and nobody on the planet would think that vaporizing out of a light bulb looks normal or cool.
So there you have it! This is a horrible and dangerous idea that yields a sub-par vaporizer to say the least. The price of a proper, quality vaporizer might seem high, but this is an investment youre making. Its an investment in your herbs which will last SO much longer, and an investment in your health. Dont cheap out on yourself. If you’re looking for something relatively easier and MUCH safer to use, feel free to check out the Arizer Air ii vaporizer.
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